i laugh often.

if you manage to spell C-H-U-C-K N-O-R-R-I-S in scrabble, you win. FOREVER.
chuck norris can divide by zero.
he can believe it's not butter.
he can sneeze with his eyes open.
global warming isn't real. chuck norris got cold so he turned up the sun.
rainbows are what happens when chuck norris roundhouse kicks richard simmons in the face.
glitter? --michael jackson.
chuck norris visited the virgin islands last summer. now they just call them the islands.
when chuck norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet. the water gets chuck norrised.
if harnessed, the power of one chuck norris roundhouse kick can power the continent of australia for three days.

more later.